Sardar Pathan Se: Yaar meri saas k birthday hay koi sasti aur achi antique cheez batao jo ussay don.

Pathan: O khucha, aisa karo humara Sussar de do.

PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?;->

Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;->

1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.

Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.

Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?

Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.

Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!

1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya

Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

NEXT YEAR

Dost: Kya howa?

Pathan: Nhi howi

Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...