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Re: New Funny Sms
1 Memon Hajj Per Gaya or Zor Zor Se DUA mangny laga.
YA ALLAH MERAY SARAY GUNAH MAAF KAR DE. More Sms WARNA MERA KHARCHA 2,35,000 WAPIS KAR DAY. |
Re: New Funny Sms
Dosti Karo College Wali Se,
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se, Batein Karo Parros Wali Se, Aankh Ladao Sali Se, Love Karo Dil Wali Se, Aur Maar Khao Ghar Wali Se. :-) |
Re: New Funny Sms
1 sardar USA gya.
wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai 'Tannn' Aitefaq se light b chali gai pthan dar k bola, ''khana khraba Bhago! Undertaker a gya hai" ;) More Sms |
Re: New Funny Sms
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
FARAZ.... Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar Gold Leaf To Pila... =P ;-> |
Re: New Funny Sms
1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya,
dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao? Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon! aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;-> |
Re: New Funny Sms
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.
Dhoom do (2) Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga "PAA DO" ;p) |
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o yara cooool
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Re: New Funny Sms
Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?
Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kiraya Half pent half kiraya Sardar ne apni pent utari Or kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;-> |
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Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska Ghongat uthaya Main ne Pappu... Wo bare piyar se boli.... Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;-> |
Re: New Funny Sms
Sardar k Ghar Beta Hua...
Sardar ne usay Goud mein Liya... us ne susu ker diya...!!! SARDAR: Nurse dusra do ye Leak ho raha h... :o) More |
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