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Teri Bay-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis se karon Faraz!!! Yahan har Dost kehta hai... Tujhse SET nahi ho rahi hai to Number Mujhe de de. :-) |
Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana. Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu? Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy. |
Pathan's Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay? Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya. |
Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy. Major Rohail: Kyu? Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass. Major Rohail: Kon sa test? Pathan: Blood Test |
Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay? Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay. Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga. |
Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga. Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese? Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai... |
Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha? Maa: Nahi to... Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese? |
1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya.... Why? Aby Saans phool gai thi uski... Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki... :-) |
Ek Pathan Bandooq ley kar Machhli(Fish) k shikaar karny Jungle main gaya. Confused? Don't take tension. Woh Pathan hai, Kuch bhi kar sakta hai. Geo Pathan. |
Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey???? Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k. |
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