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| Hussain JoKeZ CoRnEr |
:salam: firednz hope ev 1 iz f9.. well friendz iss thread me apko yahan mera jOkez ka collection parhne ko mily ga umeed hai apKo pasand ayein Gy.. Note Plz Press Da Button thanx if u lyk my Jokez Jo b Joke Acha Lagy Kindly thanx DiJYe Ga Shukria :0028: |
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega? Doctor: 5 laakh.. Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to?? |
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya. Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi. |
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi. Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga. Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru? |
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola: Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye . Dukandar after much thinking "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy" |
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi: Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge, Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke. |
Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.:D:D |
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin: Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua... Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga??? Zaroorat Khan. |
Pathan ka shair: Na Botal main,Na jaar main. Na hotel main na Bar main. Na bike peh, Na car main... Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein. Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein. |
Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay? Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho.. Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho? Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR" |
Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain. Phatan: Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy. |
Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara: Logo ne pocha kyou? Phatan: Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo. |
Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya: Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai. Pathan ne Deewar pe likha... ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO. :-) |
Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao. Pathan bohat soch kar bola: "Al-Androoni" |
1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi.. Poocha: Q...? Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga. |
1 Pathan Hajj par gaya: Or zor zor se DUA mangnay laga. "YA ALLAH MERE SARAY GUNAAH MAAF KAR DAY, WARNA MEREY 1,50,000 WAPAS KAR DAY". |
Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya. 2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi. Pathan: Who is speaking? Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai. |
Peshawar ki Police ka bhi jawab nahi hai.... 1 Pathan talaab main Nahaa raha tha, Police wala kehta hai: Chal Oye! bahar aa kar kapray pehan.. Teri Talaashi leni hai... |
Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho. Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho. Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon. Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon. |
1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha: 1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola: "O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.." |
Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena? Pathan soch main Gumm... After some time, Pathan Answered: John Cena!!! |
Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye: Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho? Pathan ki BV boli: "Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi" |
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha: Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain, Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai." |
Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai? Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye. Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai? |
3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye: Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna." Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga." |
Molana sahab jumma k khutbe mai: Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharab aa rahy hain. Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain. Aap apna wire check karwao. :P |
1 Darya k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach (Spoon) se darya main Dahi daal rahy thy. Ek Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho? Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain. Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha log is liye tum par lateefay banatay hain. Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga? |
2 Pathans Accident mai mar gye, Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslman.. 1 se Pocha Naam Kia Hai? Bola Ikhlas Frishty Ne Kaha Sura ikhlas Sunao Usne jaldi se suna Di or Bach Gya. Frishtay Ne 2nd Se Naam Pocha Wo Preshan Ho Kr Bola: Naam To Yaseen Hai Magr PYAR Se Sab KOSAR Kehty Hain. |
Pathan School main hans raha tha: 1 Larka bola: Chup kar jao. Pathan: Kyon? Aur tum kon ho? Larka: Main Monitor hon. Pathan: Main CPU hon. :-) |
Pathan Amrood bech raha tha: Aik admi aya bola khan sahab amrud mei se keera nikla to? Khan Sahab: Bhai ye to tera kismat hai. Kal ek admi ka Moter Cycle nikla tha. |
Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien! Kya usay mana kia? Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro. |
very nice Jokes hussain keep it up
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ty Moni:D
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lolz nice
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VERY NICE LOL :d
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ty Ali
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ty khsbhOo :D
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keep visting:) |
:lol: nice jokes keep it up |
ty lailo
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