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AYAZ 11-05-2008 01:57 PM

Ahmed Faraz Funny Sms Collection
 
Ahmed Faraz Funny Sms Collection

Faraz ka Qissa
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| .o
| /|\ FARAZ
| JL
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Ye Sala Qissa he khatam karo.


Ramzan main rozay rakhny
Ramzan main rozay rakhny se pehle ye soch lena Faraz!
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K Samosa Rs.7 aur Roll Rs.10 ka ho gaya hai.
Happy Ramzan.


Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar
Ye keh kar Malik Makaan ne ghar se nikaal diya Faraz!

Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar Paharon ki Chatanon main.


Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix
Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix

Aaon Tohanjay Ishq Main Chariyo Thi Weus Faraz!
To Shadi Karay Munkhay Maamu Thai Chadeo..


Aankhon main shampoo
Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.


Pushto shairy
Chalo bohat ho gai Urdu Shairy ab thori Pashto shairy ho jaye:

Dagha Dara Laka Dish Dam Pash Marora Faraz!
Soye Gham Dai Lasta Da Dala Ghae Cha Dar Dash.

Whats up? Meaning? Woh Faraz se pucho mere shair thori nai hai.

Is tanhai main bohat
Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz!
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Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya.

Hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko
Dance k moqay pe 1 sher arz kya hai, zara ghaur farmaen,


Faraz! hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko chhoo lo,
Paapi Paapi! Paapi Choo Lo.


Raat bari mushkil
Raat bari mushkil se khud ko sulaya hai Faraz.

Warna Light k baghair kon sanki sota hai?


Faraz
" Ye kia Sufaid Kurtay me phir rahay ho Faraz?


Aj Kaala jora paa sadi Fermeish Tey".


Zardari
Hum to shugal kar rahay thy Faraz!

Musharraf to Mind he kar gaya.

Naan le gya
Ab kya dhondhtay ho kaghazon k dhair main FARAZ?
Jis Akhbar main tumhari photo thi, us main koi Naan le gya.


Thonk dete hain
Ab to beghairtiyan itni barh gai hain FARAZ.
Shair kisi aur ka hota hai aur naam mera Thonk dete hain.


Motor cycle bech di
Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ,
Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye.

Pashto main ek Shair arz hai
Pashto main ek Shair arz hai:

Dagha Pashtay da rora ma vala da sawan Faraz!

Da Pushta ma rora Dagha Pich Pich, Dagha Pich Pich. :-)

Nida-H 11-06-2008 03:09 PM

lol.. nice sharing

ShahTaJ 11-06-2008 05:30 PM

lolz
nice sharing bro

Da Only Ruler !!! 11-06-2008 05:33 PM

haha funny 1

Hani 11-07-2008 10:52 PM

lolzzzzzzzz
nice

A L i 12-09-2008 01:05 AM

:lol:

very nice

A L i 12-09-2008 01:07 AM

Farzana ki shadi mein hoe itne phool nichawar

Camera man Faraz ke sath Geo news peshwar :D

Hussain 12-09-2008 11:30 PM

lollz

Nida-H 12-17-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A L i (Post 95551)
Farzana ki shadi mein hoe itne phool nichawar

Camera man Faraz ke sath Geo news peshwar :D

lol A L i..

AYAZ 01-11-2009 07:24 PM

Arz kya hai

likhtey likhtey rukh gaiya faraz ka pen

wah wah wah wah

likhtey likhtey rukh gaiya faraz ka pen

mazloomo ka sathi hai altaf hussain

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Ae Faraz tujhey zindagi sei mila hai agar koiey ghum.....

tou bas fone utha aur dial kar 0900-78601 telefun telefun

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Jhoota peenay sei muhabbat bharti hei faraz....

yeh keh keh kar wo meri sari pepsi pi gaiye :D

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Faraz,kesi khushi,kesi wehshat,kese jazbaat ,kesa khauff

the number you have dial is powered off :D

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Superman pe shair arz hai

Faraz yeh superman buhaat hi super hai

wah wah wah wah

Faraz yeh superman buhaat hi super hai

ais hi liye ais ki chadi paint ke uper hai :D

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Phool kharab nahi hota makhiya kharab karti hai faraz

wah wah wah wah
wah bhaye wah

Bacha kharab nahi hota bachiya kharab karti hai :D

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Neend sei keh do hum sei sulah karley faraz

wah wah wah wah

Neend sei keh do hum sei sulah karley faraz

jis ke liye night package karaiya wo kisi aur sei phans gaiye :(

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Un sei keh do ke yun har baat per hum sei rutha na karey faraz..

kisi din meter ghoom gaya tou chamaat rakh donga :@ :D

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Karachi ke begre hoiye halaat ko dekhtey hoiye

Hum tou sms main yunhi mazak kia kartey thei faraz

hum tou sms main yunhi mazak kia kartey thei faraz

magar pathano ki tou kuch ziyada hi hat gaiye :D.


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