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bellbottom 05-02-2009 05:46 PM

Ghode bechke sona!
 
Ek baar shia clinic mein pathan doctor amjad khan so raha hota hai! Tabhi use ek phone ata hai!
Sardar- Ji main ek changa admi bol rhyia hun! kya doctor amjad khan ghar par hain!
Doctor amjad khan- (gehri nind se uthkar) Ha apne sahi jagaha pe phone lagaye, bandha apki kya khidmat kar sakta hai boliye! Sarkari shia clinic chalu hai!
Sardar- Ji main abhi aya!
Doctor amjad khan- thik hai!

Thodi der bad sardar clinic pahuch jata hai!
Doctor amjad khan- adaab arj he! Toh kya nahi hua abtak apko?
Sardar- Ji doctor mere dil main bahut dard hain!
Doctor amjad khan- mere pas sare bimariyo ke illaj hain! Yeh dekhiye app in tasviro main dekh sakte hain maine kitne kitno ke ghode ka illaj kiya hain. In botolo main kaye kifayeti dawayiya kai bimariyon ke liye mayne lagti hain! Ek ghol ligiye aur sab safachat!
Sardar- ji ji main main....
Doctor amjad khan- are aap toh darr gaye. yeh lijiye dus goliya! Ek subah daat ghiste wakt, dopahar ko teen lassi pite samay aur raat ko koi bhi ek sone se pehle! Samajh gaye na?

Dusre din sardar clinic pahuchta hain.
Sardar- sasriyakant, ji ji doctor bimari toh mainu dil ki thi, apne dus goliya kyon likhke di?
Doctor amjad khan- Sari kha li lagta hai tumne, kamse kam ek toh chali hi hogi, chole ke saath!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbR73AITYz0

Doctor amjad khan- wow! Mujhe electric guitar bahot hi acha bajana ata hai!

Sardar- Oh ji, bale bale!

I can't get out of bed today
Or get you off my mind
I just can't seem to find a way
To leave the love behind


I ain't tripping
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean


You,ve kept me hanging from a string
While you make me cry
I've tried to give you everything
But you just give me lies


I ain't tripping
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean


Every now and then when I'm all alone
I'd be wishing that you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back but you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do
I'm such a fool for you


I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
It's true, I'm stuck on you


Now loves a broken record that's been
Skipping in my head
I keep singing yesterday
Why we have to play these games we play


I ain't tripping
I'm just missing you
You know what I'm saying
You know what I mean
Every now and then when I'm all alone
I'd be wishing that you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back but you never do
I feel like such a fool


I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
It's true, I'm stuck on you


Every now and then when I'm all alone
I'd be wishing that you would call me on the telephone
Say you want me back but you never do
I feel like such a fool
There's nothing I can do
I'm such a fool for you


I can't take it
What am I waiting for?
I'm still breaking
I miss you even more
And I can't fake it
The way I could before
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
I hate you but I love you
I can't stop thinking of you
Don't know what to do
I'm stuck on you

Doctor amjad khan- are oh samba kitne admi the?

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

SHAYAN 08-23-2009 01:25 PM

Nyx...

Hamzaking 11-05-2009 05:38 PM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
nice......................

DiE 10-04-2010 03:03 PM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
v nice

Morash 05-28-2011 02:12 AM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
Lmao .. Nice One

♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪ 08-24-2011 07:39 PM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
lOl nYC

CaReLeSs 08-25-2011 04:20 PM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
lOl Nyce...

*NRB* 10-14-2011 12:36 PM

Re: Ghode bechke sona!
 
lolzzzzzzz


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