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bellbottom 05-08-2009 09:32 PM

Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
Sholay ke kirdar ajamgarh janne ki tayarih main.
Amjad khan- dedh ghante pehle hi ghar se nikale the. Abhi platform par hi thodi der gujarni hogi train ane tak.
Samba- sara baggage sahi salamat hai sarkar, baki sab abhi thodi hi der main pahuchne hi wale hai.
Amjad khan- thik hai. Ghode ladne ke liye do-teen dibbe ka reservation to kiyan nah?
Samba( amjad khan ka muh takhte)- uski aap fikar mat kijiye. Ghode lekar hamari sena baad main bhi dusri train se aah sakte hain.

Tabhi dur se viru aur jai apni fat fati lekar platform pahuch jante hai.
Jai- luna hoti toh cycle ki tarah chalakar ate, tyre jo puncher ho gaya tha fat fati ka!
Veru- (apna etihasik egyptian dance karte hue) heh dosti hum nahi chodenge!

Dur se thakur ata hai palki main.
Thakur- (gehri nind se uthkar) abhi train anne ki deri hai, sirf aur pandrah minute!

Tabhi ladies toilet ka darwajah khultah hai, usme se Bas Aunty nikalti hai!

Amjad khan- are oh bas aunty, tujhe nachne ke liye nahi kahunga! Ek balti pani toh dala kar sir par!

Samba- sab ah gaye lagta hai, abhi kaun baki hai?

jaya ji taxi leke ati hai.

Dur se awaaz ati hai aur dhuha uthta hai. Phhuuuuuush phuuuuuuush shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooook
Steam engine akar rukti hai!

Amjad khan- khali hai train lagta hai, driver toh dikh hi nahi raha!

Tabhi engine main se ek chota admi nikalta hain...'teen foot ka'- ayi yeeeh ayi yeeeh, train main baithiyeh!

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nawaz kunal pagare khan

Hamzaking 11-05-2009 07:36 PM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

DiE 10-04-2010 02:23 AM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
v nice

Morash 05-28-2011 02:28 AM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
Lmao .. Nice One

♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪ 08-24-2011 06:49 PM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
lOl NyC

CaReLeSs 08-25-2011 05:48 PM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
lOl Nyce...

*NRB* 10-14-2011 06:11 PM

Re: Ajamgarh ja rahe hai!
 
lolzzz nice


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