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Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega? Doctor: 5 laakh.. Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to?? |
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya. Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi. |
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi. Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga. Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru? |
Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola: Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye . Dukandar after much thinking "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy" |
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi: Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge, Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke. |
Teacher: Translate into Urdu. "She is Kidding" Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.:D:D |
Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin: Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua... Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga??? Zaroorat Khan. |
Pathan ka shair: Na Botal main,Na jaar main. Na hotel main na Bar main. Na bike peh, Na car main... Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein. Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein. |
Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay? Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho.. Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho? Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR" |
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