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!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«! 07-21-2009 10:19 PM

Ek Masoom Larka
 
Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???


Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...
1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"
2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon "
3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..."


Dashing Ahsan 07-21-2009 10:20 PM

:lol: :(rofl): lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

dont depend on others 07-22-2009 12:41 PM

heheheh

FAJAAN 07-22-2009 03:46 PM

nyce sharing

FAJAAN 07-22-2009 03:47 PM

nyce sharin

!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«! 07-22-2009 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dashing Ahsan (Post 434594)
:lol: :(rofl): lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

thnks ahsan

!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«! 07-22-2009 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dont depend on others (Post 435342)
heheheh

thnks bro

!«╬Ĵamil Malik╬«! 07-22-2009 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAJAAN (Post 435902)
nyce sharing

thnks faji jani

SHAYAN 08-29-2009 09:56 PM

Re: Ek Masoom Larka
 
Nyx...

Hamzaking 11-04-2009 07:45 PM

Re: Ek Masoom Larka
 
nice.....................


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