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Match fixing
Ghar mein bohot sare log baithe the, bohot shor tha aur tv chalu tha!
Sakina banu(chunari oodhe salwar kameez mein)-(muslimo ki awaz mein) yeh remote kiske pass rakha hai! Pakistan ki match khatam hone ko aah rahi hai. Rukayiya banu- yeh le! (muh mein bohot bada chicken lollypop chabatein huin) Sakina banu- Puri match dekhi hi nahin, yeh ka likha hai. Imran tu padhke suna! Chota imran- heeeeeu Pakistan 177 all hout, Zimbabwe 153 phor cheven! Tv mein se awaz ati hain- wasim akram bowling his 8th over(Australian phonetics). Wasim akram run up kar raha hota hai toh stadium ke logon ki awaz ati hai- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Tv mein se phir awaz ati hai- and its bowled him. Wasim akram very jubiliant. Pakistan on a victory! Pura stadium chila uthata hai. Ghar mein bhi shor badh jata hai. Chota imran, chota asif aur chota salim charpayee pe gulati mar rahe hote hai! Badi amma (black burkha pahne)ati hai parde ke us taraf se– kya chal raha heh yeh sab! Channel change karo! Kuch aur lagao. Wapas jati hai parde |
Hmmm
ke piche kitchen mein. Waha malkin shabo banu khana bana rahi hoti hai.
Badi amma- Aj biryani banakar rakh dina tune. Shabo banu kadhayee mein tel garam karte hue kahati hai- kirana gayi thi aj, thoda besan maida le ayi. Kande ke pakude bhi aj bana rahi hui. Badi amma- Pakodia mein namak jyada dalna! Scene wapas hall mein aah jata hai. Sakina banu- wasim akram ka akhri over khatam ho gaya. Kehte hai eh match draw hui. Bahar scooter ki awaz sunayi deti hai. Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Rukayiya banu- are tv off karo aur jaldi dusre kamre mein bhago. Papa aah gaye. Darwaza khulta hai. Bade khansahib (pathani dress pahane aur lambi dadi rakhne wale) ate hai, hath mein jhola liye. Unke sath unka bada ladka salman bhi ata hai. Bade khansahib jhola apni dusri ladki sakina ko pakdate hai- ami ko kehna isme mutton laya hu. Tabhi office mein padhne wala dusre se puchta hai- Excuse me, isme joke kidhar likha hai? --------------------------- Nawaz kunal pagare khan |
whtz dis buddy??
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Wah Wah Wah Kia Baat Hai Maza Aagya But Samjh Nai aai :D
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wah wah mjhe bhi
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