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Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:20 AM

New Funny Sms
 
Teacher: Humain Gharibon k Sath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.

Student: Acha Ab Mai Samjha.


Teracher: Kya?

Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Kyon Lagatay Hain. :-)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:20 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Ye Hai Mera Karachi:

Dunya ka 7th Big City

Pak ka Sab se big City

World ka 2nd big Fountain Karachi mai hai.

Asia ka Sab se Barra Park (Bagh Ibn-e-Qasim) Karachi mai hai.

Dunya ka Wahid City Hai jiski Mini Bus W-11 ko Melbourne Aur London k Museum mai Rakha Gaya hai.

Asia ki Sab se Barri Cow Mandi (Sohrab Goth) Karachi mai Lagti hai.

Asia ki Sab se Barri Kachi Abaadi (Orangi Town) Karachi Mai Hai.

Dunya mai sub se Zada Masjid aur Madarse Karachi mai hai.

Proud to be live in KARACHI.

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:21 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Islamiyat Ka Teacher Bachon Se:


Batao Woh Konsa Amal Hai, Jis Se Saray Gunah Muaf Ho Jatay Hain?


Class Main Khamoshi,
Sab Bachay Sochne Lagy.

Phir Ek Bacha Hath Khara Kar K Bolta Hai.


Sir, "N.R.O" :-)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:21 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

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Abbu Main Hon. :-)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:22 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola













More Sms



Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:22 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Dua hai

Aapki Achi Nokri ho
1 Achi Chokri ho

Aapko Miss kre
Mujhe Kiss kre

Apko Papi de
Mje Japhi de

Apse Ikrar kre
Mjse Pyar kre

Aap K sath Roye
Mere sath Soye. :-)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:23 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Young Generation Ki Dua:

Oh my GOD
oh my MOLA

Give me one TOYOTA ya COROLLA
A Mobile NOKIA ya MOTROLA

God I'm alone in your Whole World.
So Please Give me one GIRL Friend who has age of SOLA.

But the Girl should be HOT and SHOLA.

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:23 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Mere 1 Msg Ki Kimat Tum Kya Jano Kanjus

Sab Msgs K Sir Ka Taj Hota He Mera 1 SMS

Mobile K Inbox ki Laaj hota he Mera 1 SMS

Har Kisi K Inbox Ka Khwab Hota He Mera 1 SMS.

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:24 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

('HussaiN')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)

Hussainno1 12-27-2009 05:25 AM

Re: New Funny Sms
 
How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"


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