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~~~~ umair"s jokes ~~~~

Dozakh mein PCO k call rates:

UK. Rs.85/min..

USA. Rs.90/min,

INDIA. Rs.60/min, &

PAK. Rs.5/per hr.

Waja puchi to PCO wale ne btaya k Dozah c Pakistan local parta ha.. .

Mushraf ki niyat

"Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

ALLAH-O-AKBAR

Elahi aj ye farman likh de,
Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de,
Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye,
tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de.

Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena.
Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia??
Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay.

Teacher:
such or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo such hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

Tuba hai bri g ki ki kehnde ho tusi lolz

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Originally Posted by Ghuncha (Post 457)

:)) :)) Zabardast

fhx....

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Originally Posted by Anchal (Post 581)

Tuba hai bri g ki ki kehnde ho tusi lolz

kyun ki hoya???

rply krne ka shukriya.....

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Originally Posted by ShahTaJ (Post 650)

lolz
nice

fhx.....

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Originally Posted by AYAZ (Post 804)

lol .keep it up ;).

fhx ayaz bhai....