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qayamat ki 5 nechanian
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Zardari Imandari Krega 2. Altaf Karachi Aayga 3. Musharaf Par Muqddma Chale Ga 4. Sheri Rehman Parda Kare Gi 5. Adliya Azad Hogi. ek pathan Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha Dosra Pathan: Wo Kaisy? Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed Nhi Thi Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt Kuch Tou Socha Hota Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi Kia Thi k Tum Mere Bary Me Logo'n ko Ye Btao k i m so sweet pathan oh yar " Me Kal Film Dekhne Theater Gaya! Wahan Such Much Admi Ko Kat Rahe Thy SARDAR: O Tu Konse Theater Gaya Tha? PATHAN: "OPERATION THEATRE Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai'n Tumhari Ho Jaye'n. Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer' Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra "Demag" Yar Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha: "Aao Hum Tumhe'n Pakistan Ka Sadar Banate Hyn" Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny Pakistani Par Case Ker Dia k "Ye Mujhy Chor Samajhta Hy" Ek Sharabi 3r Flor Sy Neechy Gir Gaya Log Us k Ird-Gird Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us Sy Poocha - Kya Hua Bhai ? Wo Bola - Pata Nahi, Main Bhi Abhi Neechy Aaya Hon Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat Ka Dher Dekhna Chahate Ho Tou Apna Zameer Baich Dalo Aish-o-Ishrat Main Raho Ge" ~ Janab-e-Mohtaram Asif Ali Zardari Heer : Main Tumhary Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gai, Ruswa Ho Gai ... Raanjha : Tou Main Kon Sa HBL Main Manager Lag Gaya Hoon... |
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first Wala bohat hi acha tha :D thanks for sharing :) |
:bigteeth:mujhe bhi first wala pasand aayaa..
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lol..nice collection :D
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nice bht achay keep it up
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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh::zpghh:
:;kiss: keya baat hey anisa aap ke subh he jokes tabahi key hein lolz |
:flower4u: very nice
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thankz mahum api
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thankz ruby sis
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thankz pinky sis
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