[Ragnarok]

Q. At market: hey! What r u doing here?
Ans: Dont u know! I sell vegetables here.

Q. In bus: A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on ur feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Ans :not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why dont you try again?


Q. When u get woken up at midnight by a phone cal:
sorry! Were u sleeping?
Ans: No! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought i was sleeping,hw dumb!


Q. When you see a friend with evidently short hair : hey! Have u had a haircut?
Ans: nah! Its autumn season n I m shedding...



Read the story and answer the question from below

2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mili 20 sal ek saath jail me guzarne k baad jb dono riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
"Chalo ab baqi batien gher pahonch kr krte hain"

Q. Can women remain silence or not?

 

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