[DI@]

bachay ke paapa police constable the................ ..

papa: tumhara result acha nai aaya...aaj se tumhara khelna or net use krna bund....

bacha: ye 50 Rs... lo or mamla yahee khatam krdo....................

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Jin : kya hukum hai mere aqa ?
man: mere gher say america tak road bandoo.
Jin : bohat mushkil hai koi or kaam bataoo.
man : mere biwi ko mera fermaberdar banadoo .
Jin : Road single banani hai ya double ?

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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

 

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