[Aftab Afi]

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Long life.
Teacher: What?
Student: Umar Daraz.
Teacher: What is your father name?
Student: God Give.
Teacher: What?
Student: ALLAH Ditta.
Teacher: What is your Mother name?
Student: Respect women.
Teacher: What?
Student: Izzat ßißi.
Teacher: Gussay se, What is your city name?
Student: Green pur thousanda.
Teacher: What?
Student: Hari pur Hazara.