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Aj ka khitab
Pakistan de pathan- waqar younis khan maitla
Punjab da putar- wasim akram chaudhary singh

Waqar- fastest sardar in the world ho tum!
wasim- tez gendbazi to mera pesha hai.
waqar- aur kitne saal khelne ka irada tha?
wasim- waise bhi main wide gend dalne main mahir tha, par itefaq se har gend stump par hi ati thi!
waqar- yu to maine bhi kaha itni full pitch dali, sari gende to short hi dalta tha!
wasim- ji cricket ek ektarfa khel hai, jo karna chaho woh karo!
waqar- captaincy toh mere bas ki bat hi nahi thi, din bhar agli match ke bare mein hi pareshan rehta tha!
wasim- koi achi sunscreen lotion nahi mili abhi tak?
Waqar- pakistan ka sabse chikna ruz wala admi hu main!
wasim- kaun tu?
waqar- tu tu ki main ki tu?
wasim- ki main main ki tu ki main?

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nawaz kunal pagare khan