Ek Murghi ne Pak-India Border pe Anda Diya.
Dono Mulk Ek Anday k Liye Larny Lagy.
Faisla Ye Hua k Kon Dosray Mulk ki Ziyada Larkiyon ko Kiss Karega, Phir Baat Tay Hogi..
Pehle Pakistani India Gaye.
Aur 20000 Larkiyon ko Kiss Kya.
Indians Excited Ho K:
Ab Hamari Baari.
Pakistani: Choro Yaar Tum Anda Rakh Lo... :-)
Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai
Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...