Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
And Your Lord Never Forget