Pagal khanay ka In-Charge:
"Aap theek hainn is liyay aap ko RELEASE kiyaa ja rahaa hai,
magar afsos ke kal jis pagal ko aap ne Swimming-Pool mai doobnay se bachaya tha,
aaj uss ne phanda dal kar khudkushi karli."
PAGAL: "Us ne khudkushi nahi ki hai, woh tou mainay ussay sookney k liye taang dia tha"