memon on his death time. Meri biwi, kaha ho tum? biwi:haan, mein yahi hoon. mere bete meri betiyan tum sab yahin ho? haan, abbu memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ? ------------------------------------------- memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA! -------------------------------------------- memon ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, memon ne phir khoon dia. Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye, memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di? Sheikh:Munna… !! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay -------------------------------------------------------------------- Titanic K Sath memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? memon: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda -------------------------------------------------------------------- memon ko bhoot charh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek maulana k paas gaya aur bola, maulana sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
