[D.M]

!!Susti Ki Inteha !!
Beta : Papa aik glass pani dedoo
Papa: Khud Lelo
Beta : Plz De Do Na
Papa: Ab Manga to Thapar Marnga
Beta :Thapar Marney Aao to pani letay aana

Before Marrige:
Roses are red sky is blue
I love u
After Marrige:
Roses are dead
i have flu Dont cum near paray mar tuu
so enjoy unmarried lifeee


Teacher : Aisi Jagah ka naam batao jisey banaya to aadmi ne
hai lakin phir bhi wo wahan nahi jaa sakta ???
Student : Ladies Toilet

Husband wife ki larai hoi
husband ghar se chala gya :
rat ko fone pay "khaney mein kia hai"
Wife: zeher
Husband: me dair se aaonga,
tum kha kar so jana

Boy ! agr mein marr gya to kia tum 2ri shadi karogi
Girl : nahi mein apni behan ke sath rehlngi
Girl: agr mein marr gyi to kia tum 2ri shadi karogey
boy: nahii mein bhi tumhari behan ke sath reh lnga

Pathan:hum ne aik aisa cheez banaya hai jis se tum deewar ke us side dekh sakta hai
Sardar: Kia Cheez khan sahib ?
Pathan: Soorakh

 

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Last edited by D.M; 08-09-2008 at 04:55 PM..