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jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga…
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company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
aur lonely hain…
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain…
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste
karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo…
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo…
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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning…
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri
spouse!
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua
ek sound Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your
file
not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t likeyour
face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai
enough
disk space
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Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke
evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server
down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create
main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai
koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke
female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na
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