[(‘“*JiĢäR*”’)]

Santa: Maine Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
firend sach! Kya Kahaa.usne??
Santa: Usne Kaha............


..........Wrong Number
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Santa- We Need A Bridge In Our Village.

Minister- But there Is No River In your Village?

Santa- Ok then,We Need A River Too!

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili Hai
Banta: Par Tumhare Pass To Koi Car hi Nahi
Santa: wo BMW nahi-BMW-Bahut Moti Wife..

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In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE : Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA:Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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bill gates---mera naya software------ka naam 'kasab' hai

secretary--- bada ajeeb naam

bill gates-----isiliye rakha hai yeh naam kyunki yeh kabhi hang nahi hoga
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