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ﺍﯾﮏ ﻟﮍﮐﮯ ﻧﮯ ﯾﻮ ﻓﻮﻥ ﻫﯿﻠﭗ ﻻﺋﻦ ﭘﺮ
ﮐﺎﻝ ﮐﯽ..ﮐﺴﭩﻤﺮ ﮐﯿﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﮏ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ ﻧﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﺍﭨﻬﺎﯾﺎ. ﻟﮍﮐﯽ..ﺍﺳﻼﻡ ﻋﻠﯿﮑﻢ. ﯾﻮ ﻓﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺧﻮﺵ ﺁﻣﺪﯾﺪ. ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺧﺪﻣﺖ ﮐﺮ ﺳﮑﺘﯽ ﻫﻮﮞ؟ ﻟﮍﮐﺎ..ﮐﯿﺎ ﺁﭖ ﻣﺠﮫ ﺳﮯ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﻧﺎ ﭼﺎﻫﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ؟ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ..ﺍﯾﮑﺴﮑﯿﻮﺯﻡ ﯼ ﺳﺮ...ﯾﮧ ﯾﻮ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﺴﭩﻤﺮ ﮐﯿﺮ ﮨﮯ..ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯿﮯ ﺁﭖ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﮯ ﺣﻮﺍﻟﮯ ﺳﮯ ﮐﯿﺎ ﺟﺎﻧﻨﺎ ﭼﺎﻫﯿﮟ ﮔﮯ.. ﻟﮍﮐﺎ..ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﯾﮧ ﺑﺘﺎﺋﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﻣﺠﮫ ﺳﮯ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﮐﺮﯾﮟ ﮔﯽ؟؟ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ..ﺳﻮﺭﯼ ﺳﺮ..ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﻧﭩﺮﺳﭩﮉ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻫﻮﮞ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﮯ... ﻟﮍﮐﺎ..ﺁﭖ ﻫﻨﯽ ﻣﻮﻥ ﭘﺮ ﮐﮩﺎﮞ ﺟﺎﻧﺎ ﭼﺎﻫﯿﮟ ﮔﯽ؟ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ..ﺳﻮﺭﯼ ﺳﺮ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺁﭖ ﺳﮯ ﮐﮩﮧ ﺭﻫﯽ ﻫﻮﮞ ﮐﮧ ﺍﮔﺮ ﺁﭖ ﺍﭘﻨﮯ ﻓﻮﻥ ﮐﮯ ﺑﺎﺭﮮ ﻣﯿﮟ. . ﻟﮍﮐﺎ...ﻭﻟﯿﻤﮧ ﻣﯿﺮﯾﭧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﯾﺎ ﺳﺮﯾﻨﺎ ﻣﯿﮟ؟ ﻟﮍﮐﯽ...ﺳﺮ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺳﻤﺠﮫ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﺁ ﺭﻫﺎ ﮐﮧ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﻣﯿﮟ ﺍﻧﭩﺮﺳﭩﮉ ﻧﮩﯿﮟ ﻫﻮﮞ. ﺁﭖ ﮐﯿﻮﮞ ﻣﺠﻬﮯ ﻏﯿﺮ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﯼ ﺁﻓﺮ ﺩﮮ ﺭﻫﮯ ﮨﯿﮟ.. ﻟﮍﮐﺎ..ﻣﯿﮉﻡ ﺍﺏ ﺁﭖ ﮐﻮ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺯﻩ ﻫﻮ ﮔﯿﺎ ﮐﮧ ﺟﺐ ﺁﭖ ﮐﯽ ﮐﻤﭙﻨﯽ ﻫﻤﯿﮟ ﺍﯾﺴﮯ ﻏﯿﺮ ﺿﺮﻭﺭﯼ ﺁﻓﺮﺯ ﮐﮯ ﺍﯾﺲ ﺍﯾﻢ ﺍﯾﺲ ﮐﺮﺗﯽ ﮨﮯ ﺗﻮ ﻫﻤﯿﮟ ﮐﺘﻨﺎ ﻏﺼﮧ ﺁﺗﺎ ﻫﻮ ﮔﺎ؟؟
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