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Here are some sayings from School.....smile!

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Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'



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Student: 'My name is Sunlight.






Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."








Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.








Teacher: What is the full form of maths?



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Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students




Teacher:
Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday





Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '



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Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'






Teacher:
How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?



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Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)









Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 

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NauKri Shabbir(a.s.) Ki HumKo Hy Virsey Mei MiLii
Hay Lahoo Mei Maujzann Ishq-e-HUSSAIN(a.s.) Ibn-e-ALI(a.s.)
Nauha Goyi Nauha Khwani Hy Hamari Zindagi

HUm Kahengey Jaa Bajaaey Jaa Bajaa
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