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School: A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays. ![]() Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. ![]() Nurse: A person who works up to give you sleeping pills. ![]() ![]() Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match. ![]() Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. ![]() Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. ![]() Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. ![]() Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" ![]() Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. ![]() Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. ![]() Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. ![]() Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. ![]() Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. ![]() Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. ![]() Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ![]() Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ![]() Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. ![]() Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. ![]() Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. ![]() Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. ![]() Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. ![]() Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ![]() Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. ![]() Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." ![]() Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. ![]() Father: A banker provided by nature. ![]() Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. ![]() Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. ![]() Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. ![]() Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. ![]()
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