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You know you are a Pakistani when.... * Your house smells like fried onions. * When you tell your parents you got 98% marks in an exam, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent. * You make tea in a saucepan. * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it. * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. *You have a 'Singer' sewing machine at home. * Your mother! Has a minor disagreement with her sister & she doesn't talk to her for ten years. * You call an older person you've never met before "uncle". * You hide everything from your parents. * Your mother does everything for you if you are male. * You do all the housework and cooking if you are female. * Your relatives alone could populate a small city. * Everyone is a family friend. * You were not that intelligent so you studied computer science or business instead. * You know no one who has studied music. * You went to a university as far away from home as possible. * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished. * You only make telephone calls after 6:30 PM. * You like the meat well done. * You eat onions with everything. * You use chili sauce instead of tomato ketchup. * You fight over who pays the dinner bill. * You say you hate Indian films (/songs) but secretly watch (/hear) them with your parents. * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language. * You order Pakistani food in English language to impress the people you're with but the waiters don't understand you. * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex. * You secure your baggage with a rope. * You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all possible members of your family who have come to pick you up. * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage, which is just 80 lbs. overweight. * You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family. * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school. * You are ALWAYS taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go. * In addition to cooking, you also use oil as a grooming aid. * You have annoying nicknames. * Your parents call all your friends "Beta". * Your mother measures wealth only in gold and diamonds. * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try to demonstrate how well it works whenever they're not fighting. * Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. * No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit. * Your parents worry what other people will think if you're not going to be a doctor or engineer. * While living abroad, your parents always say, "It's cheaper in Pakistan"
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