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Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt. Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved." All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea. Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea. After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted, "Allah-u-Akbar" And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea. ![]()
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Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
~~~~friend ship ~~~~~ | $@!RA | English Sms | 13 | 10-19-2011 01:30 AM |
I was on a ship | MAsooM LArKa | English Sms | 8 | 10-19-2011 12:12 AM |
ek sardar dosre sardar sai | CHEEMO | Jokes | 17 | 10-14-2011 06:48 PM |
Pathan And Ship | Ghuncha | Jokes | 13 | 10-14-2011 01:18 AM |
Ship | FAJAAN | Jokes | 12 | 10-10-2011 11:46 PM |