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Daru ki wajah se barbad sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phenkne laga.


1st phenk ke bola:Teri wajah se meri naukri gayi.


2nd phenk ke bola:Teri wajah se mera ghar bika.


3rd phenk ke bola; Teri wajah se meri biwi ghar chhod ke chali gayi.


4th uthai, to woh bhari nikli. Sharabi bola: Tu side mein ho ja, isme tera koi kasur nahin hai!



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