[Aslam]

Dffrnt types of Ammi:

Dr. Ammi:
1 thapar parega to theek ho
jaoge.

Reminder Ammi:
1 bat tmhe ktni bar btani parti
hai.

Dhmkany Wali Ammi:
Aane do papa ko, tmhari
shikayt krungi.

Purani Ammi:
Jb me tmhari umr ki ti to ghr
ki sari zimedari smbhalti thi.

Future Wali Ammi:
Mujhe pta ta, ye glass toty ga.

Confused Ammi:
me insan hu k machine?

Selfish Ammi:
lunch me prathy tmare liye diye
thy ya tmare dosto k liye?
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Barsat Ki
Ek Khubsurat Raat Me
Shabnam k sath Bheeg k
Lehlhatey Hoye
Ek PHOOL ne
Dosre Phool Se Kaha,
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Ab Takkar Maari to
Sir Phaar Dunga...
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Written On A signboard at
A pertol pump:

" Please Don't Smoke Here,
Your life May Be Worthless,
But
Petrol is very expensive"...
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Breaking news:
Osama Bin Laden calls Obama
and said







I love the way you lie ;-)...
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plz fwd shayad ham ksi majbor
k kam a ske
jis bhai ko petrol 20 Rs/L
chahye wo is Pump sy ja kar ly le

AL-AKRAM Petrolium G-16
Khalil Road






(Saudi Arabia)
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Waldain k kehne pe Agr apka
jawan beta Namaz nhi prhta tu
mohly ki kisi khubsurat larki se
kahen k wo osay Namaz prhny
ka kahay..,

*Zubaida Apa k Islami Totky*
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I Was in a 'Taxi'
When the Taxi Driver Said:

I this Job!
I Am My Own Boss;
& nobody tells me What to Do!


Then I Replied:
Aage se left lo :-P:-D.....
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Pathan glati se samundar mai
gir gaya...
Doobte doobte uske hath mei
machli aayi..
usay pakar ker bahar pheka or
bola:

ja tu to apni jaan bacha le :-)
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Dekhte hain ke kon "khush
Naseeb" is sawal ka
jawab "yes" main deta hay
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"Light Hai"?