[dur-e-shahwar]

American: In our country a man had no legs,

We put him artificial legs now he is race champ.

Russian: In our country a man had no arm,

We put him artificial arm now he is boxing champ.

Pakistani: In our country a man had no brain,

We put sindhi cap on his head now he is our President





Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap











Old man school ke principle se:

Zara raja ko bula dein.

Principle: Aap kon?

Old man: Mein us ka dada.

Princple: Woh chutti le kar aap ke janaze mein gaya hai..





Ye building kitnay din main
American: Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Pakistani: 1 Maah main.
American: Ye hamary mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai.

Thora aagay jany k baad phir pucha:
Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Paki: Sirf 2 weeks main.
American: Hamary mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai.

Habib Bank Plaza k Paas se guzray to American ne pucha:
Ye building kitnay din main bani hai?
Paki (Ghussay se): Pata nahi, Subah to nahi thi





Sindhi: Hum education mai peechay hai.
Punjabi: Hum job mai peechay hai.
Balochi: Hum fashion mai peechay hai.
Pathan: Hum jaan bujh kar peechay hai




Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha.

Jazbati ho kar kehne laga,

Khudkushi Haram hai,

Zulm hai,

Gunah hai,

Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de

 

[D.M]

nice one keep it up

 

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[DiE]

v nice

 

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[♥☆∂яєαмιηg яσѕє♪]

v.nice....

 

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[*NRB*]

lolzzzzzzz

 

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