[dur-e-shahwar]

Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu
Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He





Pati: Khana taiyar h?
Wife: thodi der aur
p:Thik h me bahr kha leta hu
W: 5 min ruko
P:5min me taiyar ho jayga
w: nahi me tiyar ho jati hu..



[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.[/color]



toofaan me ek macchar udte hue ek nariyal ped pe chappak gaya...
jab toofaan tham gaya toh macchar pasina poch kr kahta hai
"uf aaj main nahi rahta toh is ped ka kya hota?"


Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

 

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[Sami]

Lol .. !!

 

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!! .. Back To Hunt Again .. !!

[SHAYAN]

Lolllzzz
Kool

 

[pensive]

lolzz nyc..

 

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[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!

[AYAZ]

ahaha good one

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.

[Morash]

Lmfao .. Damn Funny..

 

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➳ bE driveN wiTh puRpOse, Be r313n71355 in your alιgnмenт;
with excellence.
pAy n0 mInd to the ∂ιsιмραssισηε∂ เ๓ק๏tєภt ђคtєгร ♬

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.. нoolιgan ☠

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nice
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[life]

nice....

 

[CaReLeSs]

hmmmmmm good

 

[nidamika]

thanks dear like this...