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![]() ![]() ![]() Some Dialouges b/w Our teachers and some of the students
TEACHER: Why are you late? Student : Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." 2.TEACHER: Sahrish, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Sahrish: You told me to do it without using tables!- 3.TEACHER: Farheen, how do you spell "crocodile"? Farheen: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong Sahrish: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! 4. CHEM. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? Moin: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? Moin: Yesterday you said it's H to O! 5.TEACHER: Yasir (our yasoo bhayya) , go to the map and find North America. Yasir: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: Yasir! 6.TEACHER: Umair, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have twenty years ago. Umair: Me! 7.Our ENGLISH TEACHER: Rizwan, give me a sentence starting with "I". Rizwan: I is... TEACHER:No, Rizwan. Always say, "I am." Rizwan: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 10.Teacher: Now, Lalah, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Lalah: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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