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Ahmed Faraz Funny Sms Collection
Faraz ka Qissa |--|-- | .o | /|\ FARAZ | JL | Ye Sala Qissa he khatam karo. Ramzan main rozay rakhny Ramzan main rozay rakhny se pehle ye soch lena Faraz! . . . . K Samosa Rs.7 aur Roll Rs.10 ka ho gaya hai. Happy Ramzan. Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar Ye keh kar Malik Makaan ne ghar se nikaal diya Faraz! Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar Paharon ki Chatanon main. Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix Aaon Tohanjay Ishq Main Chariyo Thi Weus Faraz! To Shadi Karay Munkhay Maamu Thai Chadeo.. Aankhon main shampoo Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz! Aansu to mere aaty he nahi. Kyon k JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi. Pushto shairy Chalo bohat ho gai Urdu Shairy ab thori Pashto shairy ho jaye: Dagha Dara Laka Dish Dam Pash Marora Faraz! Soye Gham Dai Lasta Da Dala Ghae Cha Dar Dash. Whats up? Meaning? Woh Faraz se pucho mere shair thori nai hai. Is tanhai main bohat Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz! . . . Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya. Hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko Dance k moqay pe 1 sher arz kya hai, zara ghaur farmaen, Faraz! hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko chhoo lo, Paapi Paapi! Paapi Choo Lo. Raat bari mushkil Raat bari mushkil se khud ko sulaya hai Faraz. Warna Light k baghair kon sanki sota hai? Faraz " Ye kia Sufaid Kurtay me phir rahay ho Faraz? Aj Kaala jora paa sadi Fermeish Tey". Zardari Hum to shugal kar rahay thy Faraz! Musharraf to Mind he kar gaya. Naan le gya Ab kya dhondhtay ho kaghazon k dhair main FARAZ? Jis Akhbar main tumhari photo thi, us main koi Naan le gya. Thonk dete hain Ab to beghairtiyan itni barh gai hain FARAZ. Shair kisi aur ka hota hai aur naam mera Thonk dete hain. Motor cycle bech di Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ, Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye. Pashto main ek Shair arz hai Pashto main ek Shair arz hai: Dagha Pashtay da rora ma vala da sawan Faraz! Da Pushta ma rora Dagha Pich Pich, Dagha Pich Pich. :-)
   ALLAH FARMATA HAI : AEY BANDEY JO HUA WO ACHA HUA . JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI. JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA. TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA. JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA. TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI YANI NAIK AMAAL. 
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lol.. nice sharing
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lolz nice sharing bro
 Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na Sang hawa k urna chahoon Titli ban kar nagri nagri Gulshan Gulshan phirna chahoon Phooloon k sab rang chura kar Chunri apni rangna chahoon Main bhi kitni pagal hoon na
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haha funny 1
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lolzzzzzzzz nice
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Din Barh Khuawb jo Totty hain Sameetty Humne, Phir Sogaye Nayeee Khuawb Sajaney k liye, Roz Ek Jahad_E_Musalsal may Lagataar rehta hon, Meri Saasoon ki Rawani toh Buss faqath Dokha hai.., Han main Zinda hon Magar Srif Dikhaney k liye.!
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Farzana ki shadi mein hoe itne phool nichawar Camera man Faraz ke sath Geo news peshwar 
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lollz
Hussain Ke Dushman Ki Sab Se Bari Baat Yeh Hai
Ke Woh Hussain Ka Dushman Hai...
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Arz kya hai likhtey likhtey rukh gaiya faraz ka pen wah wah wah wah likhtey likhtey rukh gaiya faraz ka pen mazloomo ka sathi hai altaf hussain ======================== Ae Faraz tujhey zindagi sei mila hai agar koiey ghum..... tou bas fone utha aur dial kar 0900-78601 telefun telefun ========================= Jhoota peenay sei muhabbat bharti hei faraz.... yeh keh keh kar wo meri sari pepsi pi gaiye ============================== Faraz,kesi khushi,kesi wehshat,kese jazbaat ,kesa khauff the number you have dial is powered off ============================= Superman pe shair arz hai Faraz yeh superman buhaat hi super hai wah wah wah wah Faraz yeh superman buhaat hi super hai ais hi liye ais ki chadi paint ke uper hai ===================== Phool kharab nahi hota makhiya kharab karti hai faraz wah wah wah wah wah bhaye wah Bacha kharab nahi hota bachiya kharab karti hai ======================== Neend sei keh do hum sei sulah karley faraz wah wah wah wah Neend sei keh do hum sei sulah karley faraz jis ke liye night package karaiya wo kisi aur sei phans gaiye  ======================= Un sei keh do ke yun har baat per hum sei rutha na karey faraz.. kisi din meter ghoom gaya tou chamaat rakh donga :@ ====================== Karachi ke begre hoiye halaat ko dekhtey hoiye Hum tou sms main yunhi mazak kia kartey thei faraz hum tou sms main yunhi mazak kia kartey thei faraz magar pathano ki tou kuch ziyada hi hat gaiye .
ALLAH FARMATA HAI : AEY BANDEY JO HUA WO ACHA HUA . JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI. JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA. TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA. JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA. TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI YANI NAIK AMAAL.
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