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Problems with girls

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.



If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;

If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.



If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.



If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.



If u don't her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u her, she will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?)



If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't her;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.



If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.



If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.



If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.



If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.



If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


&; sooo hard to please!!!!!


If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish

 

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