[-Mystery-]

[b]TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.





TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.





TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.



TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that

we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!



TEACHER: Erven, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?
ERVEN: A teacher

 

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