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One day during Jummah Salah, a 1,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns.






One of the men proclaimed,









'Anyone willing to take a bullet for Allah remain where you are.'








Immediately, the congregation fled, and out of the 1,000 there only remained around 20.







The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the Imaam and said,







'Okay Maulana, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now you may begin your sermon.'










The two men then turned and walked out.'








Too deep not to pass on?






'Funny how simple it is for people to trash Allah ... and then wonder why the world's going to hell.'








'Funny how we believe what the newspapers say ... but question what the Qu'ran says.'









'Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven ... provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Quran says.'









'Funny how someone can say 'I believe in Allah' ... but still follow Shaitaan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in Allah).'









'Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire ... but when you start sending messages regarding Allah, people think twice about sharing.'










'Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace ... but the public discussion of Allah is suppressed in the school and workplace