Ek Buddha Apna Check Up Karwany Gaya:
Budha: Mjhe Sunai Nahi Deta.
Doctor: Aapki umer kitni hai?
Buddha: 90 Saal.
Doctor: Aap ja sakte hain, Aap ne pehle he bohat kuch sun lia hai.
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