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03-21-2012, 10:45 PM
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day. When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes." That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it. Sometimes I wonder what people say about me when I'm not around. My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you." Every time I look in the mirror, I cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how damn awesome I am. Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…... I am going to show my kids the movie "Doom's Day 2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that." I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket. Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer. Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me? lol[
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03-21-2012, 10:48 PM
Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby. I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, "Say hello to my little friend" The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car..... A PARKED CAR...!! Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law." Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.
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