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Ahmed Faraz Funny Sms Collection

Faraz ka Qissa
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Ye Sala Qissa he khatam karo.


Ramzan main rozay rakhny
Ramzan main rozay rakhny se pehle ye soch lena Faraz!
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K Samosa Rs.7 aur Roll Rs.10 ka ho gaya hai.
Happy Ramzan.


Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar
Ye keh kar Malik Makaan ne ghar se nikaal diya Faraz!

Tu Shaheen hai baseera kar Paharon ki Chatanon main.


Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix
Faraz Now In Sindhi Remix

Aaon Tohanjay Ishq Main Chariyo Thi Weus Faraz!
To Shadi Karay Munkhay Maamu Thai Chadeo..


Aankhon main shampoo
Aankhon main shampoo chala bhi jaye Faraz!
Aansu to mere aaty he nahi.
Kyon k
JHONSON shampoo k bina to hum nahaty he nahi.


Pushto shairy
Chalo bohat ho gai Urdu Shairy ab thori Pashto shairy ho jaye:

Dagha Dara Laka Dish Dam Pash Marora Faraz!
Soye Gham Dai Lasta Da Dala Ghae Cha Dar Dash.

Whats up? Meaning? Woh Faraz se pucho mere shair thori nai hai.

Is tanhai main bohat
Is tanhai main bohat dum ghut ta hai Faraz!
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Na jany kon Kameena Bathroom ki kundi laga gaya.

Hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko
Dance k moqay pe 1 sher arz kya hai, zara ghaur farmaen,


Faraz! hath barha kar meri zulfoon ko chhoo lo,
Paapi Paapi! Paapi Choo Lo.


Raat bari mushkil
Raat bari mushkil se khud ko sulaya hai Faraz.

Warna Light k baghair kon sanki sota hai?


Faraz
" Ye kia Sufaid Kurtay me phir rahay ho Faraz?


Aj Kaala jora paa sadi Fermeish Tey".


Zardari
Hum to shugal kar rahay thy Faraz!

Musharraf to Mind he kar gaya.

Naan le gya
Ab kya dhondhtay ho kaghazon k dhair main FARAZ?
Jis Akhbar main tumhari photo thi, us main koi Naan le gya.


Thonk dete hain
Ab to beghairtiyan itni barh gai hain FARAZ.
Shair kisi aur ka hota hai aur naam mera Thonk dete hain.


Motor cycle bech di
Is khauf se Motor cycle bech di FARAZ,
Kahin khud ko na bechna pary PETROL k liye.

Pashto main ek Shair arz hai
Pashto main ek Shair arz hai:

Dagha Pashtay da rora ma vala da sawan Faraz!

Da Pushta ma rora Dagha Pich Pich, Dagha Pich Pich. :-)

 

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ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.