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Crime doesn't pay..
Does that mean my job is a crime?
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie.
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!
If u want success in life be
Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like Death
&
smart like ME.
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho.
When you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY.......
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U lauf I lauf.
U jump out of the window
I look down &then
I lauf again
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

 

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