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Universal law: can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.



First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.



Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.




Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

 







ALLAH FARMATA HAI :
AEY BANDEY JO HUA
WO ACHA HUA .
JO HORAHA HAI ACHA HO RAHA HAI.
JO HOGA WO BHI ACHA HOGA.
TERA KIYA GAIYA JO TU ROTA HAI
TU KIA LAYA JO TU NE KHO DIYA.
JO LIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) SEI LIYA
JO DIYA YAHIN (DUNYA) PE DIYA
JO AAJ TERA HAI PEHLAY KISI AUR KA THA
AUR KAL KISI AUR KA HOGA.
TABDEELI KAINAAT KA MAMOOL HAI
BAS TU WO JAMA KAR JO TU SATH LEI KAR JANEY WALA HAI
YANI NAIK AMAAL.


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hahaha berry nyc ayaz bhai..........

 



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ye law aap k banaey howey hey nuton k nahi us ko budnaam mut kero lolz

 



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Nyx....

 

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nice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 



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Lmao .. Nice One

 





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lOl NyCv

 





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