[dur-e-shahwar]

Kanjus-KajuKatli Aur Lijiye Na
Mehman-Nai Shukriya Me Pehle Hi 4 Le Chuka Hu
Kanjus-Li To Apne Waise 6 He,Lekin Kher Yaha Kaun Gin Raha He





Pati: Khana taiyar h?
Wife: thodi der aur
p:Thik h me bahr kha leta hu
W: 5 min ruko
P:5min me taiyar ho jayga
w: nahi me tiyar ho jati hu..



[COLOR="rgb(139, 0, 0)"]Ultimate logic of Santa
Banta: What is the opposite of 'Achaar'?
Santa: Onion.
Banta: How?
Achaar = Pickle = Pee+kal. So opposite of 'Pee+kal' is 'Pee+aaj' = Onion.[/color]



toofaan me ek macchar udte hue ek nariyal ped pe chappak gaya...
jab toofaan tham gaya toh macchar pasina poch kr kahta hai
"uf aaj main nahi rahta toh is ped ka kya hota?"


Santa begum k liye Chhapal lene gaya
Dukandar:Santa ji size to batao
Santa:Yaar wo to mai bhul gaya
aisa karo mere kamar pe nisan dekhlo

 

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