[Ragnarok]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.

When people ask me "Plz" because it's shorter than "Please" I tell them "No" because it's shorter than "Yes."

That awkward moment when you are ignoring a call and accidentally answer it.

Sometimes I wonder what people say about me when I'm not around.

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."

Every time I look in the mirror, I cry. not because I'm ugly, but because of how damn awesome I am.

Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…...

I am going to show my kids the movie "Doom's Day 2012" and be like "Yeah, I survived that."

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people, "Alright, get in the basket.

Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.

Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?" Why doesn't she just answer me? lol[

 

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[Ragnarok]

Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby.

I wish I was friends with a midget so I could introduce them by saying, "Say hello to my little friend"

The awkward moment when you are on a bike and get hit by a car..... A PARKED CAR...!!

Teacher: "You're here to learn." Student: "No, we're here because it's the law."

Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.

 

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Last edited by Ragnarok; 03-21-2012 at 11:03 PM..

[ROSE]

very nice

 

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Kabhi zindagi me kisik liay mut rona**
q k vo''tumhare ansoun k kabil nahi ho ga''
or ''vo'' jo is ''kabil'' ho ga vo tumhe ''rone'' nahi de ga''*****

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[Ragnarok]

Thank you

 

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[Miss Habib]

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."

Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…...

Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.

really nice

 

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[*NRB*]

nice facts

 

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[Credible KiRan]

very nice........

 

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[Ragnarok]

Originally Posted by Miss Habib

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with 'PakiDil'. I said: "May divorce be with you."

Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire?
Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire…...

Learning song lyrics faster than your homework.

really nice

thank you so much mje idea hai k kisi a kisi ko koi na koi fact yaqeenun life mein idkhi huwi hogi thanks anyway for having survey

 

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[Ragnarok]

Originally Posted by *NRB*

nice facts

thanks brother

 

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[Ragnarok]

Originally Posted by K.S

very nice........

thank you so much

 

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