[Ragnarok]

Name your iPod 'Titanic', plug it into the computer, "Titanic is syncing", press cancel, feel like a hero.

That annoying moment when a package says "easy open" and you need scissors, a knife, a gun, and a light-saber to open it.

Trying to complete tasks before the microwave hits 00:00 like your life depends on it.

Mom: did you make it home okay? Me: No mom, i died 7 times on the way

Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it. 90% Using your tongue; CHALLENGE ACCEPTED...!!

IF u Tell a girl she's pretty and she wouldn't believe you.THEN tell a girl she's ugly and she will never forget it.

Lazy rule: If it's more than 5 feet away, it becomes unnecessary.

Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed of about your non-existent love life.

The awkward moment when you want to sing the music you're listening to but know the people around you won't appreciate your musical talent..

That awkward moment when you here kids screaming outside and can't tell if they're playing or being brutally murdered.

I have a disease called awesome. You won't understand it since you don't have it

Dying to know SOMETHING..? but being scared to FIND OUT..?

 

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