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Dozakh mein PCO k call rates: UK. Rs.85/min.. USA. Rs.90/min, INDIA. Rs.60/min, & PAK. Rs.5/per hr. Waja puchi to PCO wale ne btaya k Dozah c Pakistan local parta ha.. . Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf" ALLAH-O-AKBAR Elahi aj ye farman likh de, Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de, Agar uski khushi k lye kisi ki jan chahiye, tu us maut pay "PERVAIZ MUSHARAF" ka naam likh de. Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena. Elephant: ha....haaaa........haaaaa pehnay gaa kia?? Mouse: nahi......beti ki shadi hay,Tant lagwana hay. Teacher: such or veham mae kia ferk hai? student: Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain wo such hai lakin Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..
Allah hafiz...
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