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Teri Bay-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis se karon Faraz!!!
Yahan har Dost kehta hai...



Tujhse SET nahi ho rahi hai to Number Mujhe de de. :-)

 



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Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.

Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?

Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.

 



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Pathan's Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?



Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.

 



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Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

 



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Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

 



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Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.


Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?

Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...

 



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Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



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Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?

 



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1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




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Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki... :-)

 



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Ek Pathan Bandooq ley kar Machhli(Fish) k shikaar karny Jungle main gaya.


Confused?


Don't take tension.
Woh Pathan hai, Kuch bhi kar sakta hai.
Geo Pathan.

 



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Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????





Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.

 



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